Urgent News for Serious Imbibers

Flash from the Cliffs of Oregon Newswire

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Subject: Team Drills For Scotch Whiskey Left in Antarctic Ice From 1909 Expedition 

Yo Coma Yo!

Itʻs my understanding that "MAWSONʻS ANTIFREEZEʻ is currently in the lead as the projected label for marketing -and we all know how important marketing is...

This is the inaugural outbound mail for my new techno-beast, an IMAC-21.5.  OOOOOHH... Even the styrofoam blocks that secured the unit within its carton were artfully deisgned.  Raymond Loewy graceful...  Howʻs about an Exotica Thanksgiving?  Little individual turkey voodoo dolls fashioned from kim chee for starters.  YUMMM, savory!

Update between sips of the century scotch when youʻre able...

-Delzilla

<http://www.foxnews.com/story/0.2933.575312.00.html>

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To which, after 3 weeks, Perry rouses hisself to reply:  (... hey! Iʻm an Old Man!)

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It better be singlemalt ... wonder if itʻll have Nose of Penguin or somesuch.

Latest Straw In The Wind -- I have it from a reliable inside undercover source that the R---- H------- is considering us for the M------ Rm come Valentineʻs Day.  Planny of time to prepare yr favorite Bobby Vinton. 

BTW, when we do play, they love us.  So we are determined to do a Valentineʻs Day show.  Somewhere.  Today i checked out an available & not-to-bad venue called, quaintly enough, Coyote Nights.  Google that, along with "bangkok" and see what arises.

Ironically enough, we may actually debut "In Thailand" there. --PC