It can only be hoped that the unholy union that is DON TIKI contributed to the mirth and matri-fest that recently saw the joining of Dennis Christianson and Kim Porter (both True TLC Believers) at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Waikiki. Pilgrims came from far and wide to wish the bride and groom well and to sail them into their collective future on an outrigger driven by ethereal TIKI POWER. It's a certainty that these same pilgrims will now carry the message of DON TIKI back to their own far flung tribes... EL DEL
APPLYING the ROYAL WHAMMY... As Madame Ryoko beholds the iconic "'NANNER of TRANSFICTION", Delmar winds-up with an infusion of concentrated TLC (Tiki Lounge Culture) to be transmitted directly into Perry Coma's frontal lobe. Thus enabled, attaining lift-off for the whole Tiki Tribe was "NO PROBLEM-O".The Scene: The MONARCH ROOM at the ROYAL HAWAIIAN HOTEL. The Occasion: The joining of Dennis Christianson and Kimberly Porter. The Results: Off-world bliss, trans-Galactic peace, Pan-Tiki harmony for all! Prognosis: Better living thru TLC!