Friday, April 9, 2010 at 7:35AM
Our agents on Planet Hypnoticon have observed many new swirling centers of Exotica Ether Activity (EEA) down here on the good ol' Mothership within the past ten daze. Seems the atmosphere is being super-charged by beneficial Tiki-Neuro-Toxins (TNT) released by every viewing of the new DON TIKI featurette that's running in the current Hawaiian Airlines in-flight video magazine -and accessible thru any well-trained cornputor, in-flight or terrestrial. FINALLY! A sideshow you can believe in. Take a gander - Take the pledge...